It’s “Miller-Time” at Wrestle With Jimmy (more after the Jump).

• Paris and Lindsay mock Britney. Sky blue, sun yellow…(Post Chronicle)
  
• Gern sympathizes with this poor, delusional woman…(She Knows)
• According to the internet, kids might see naked people…oh noes! (Christian News Wire)
• Is porn a hate crime? Some Scottish bitches think so…(Student Newspaper UK)
• Vegan porn? Gern saw no porn, only vegans. Eat a burger…(Vegan Porn)
• Internet porn teaches us what to expect from sex…(Cracked.Com)

Marisa Miller…

Gern can’t go anywhere on the net without seeing SI Swimsuit model, Marisa Miller, all sandy and slutty, listening to music from the iPod covering her snatch. Wrestle With Jimmy has a good story about the Swimsuit Edition, and all the yummy, Marisa pics. Gern prefers the days of Elle MacPherson. She gave Gern a sore wrist.

Speaking of Miller…

Sienna Miller, that is. Apparently she’s the latest Hollywood “It” girl, or something. Gern would hit it harder than Hayden Christiansen learning dialogue. Miller’s latest epic, Factory Girl, features a steamy sex scene between she and Anakin Skywalker…and it’s about the Andy Warhol era, or something. Gern doesn’t care…his fifteen minutes were up months ago.

Scarlett as Jenna?

Gern will see Scarlett Johansson in the film adaptation of Jenna Jameson’s “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star.” Oh yes, and if there’s no nudity in it, Gern will burn down the cineplex. Don’t taunt Gern with sweet, sweet Scarlett playing sweet, sweet porn star…Gern wants to see Scarlett’s saggy sweater-meat.

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